Written by Steve Martin
The Cast
(In order of appearance)
| Freddy | Brent Jordan |
| Gaston | Jimmy Rogers |
| Germaine |
Jenica Frederickson
|
| Albert Einstein | Beau Wade |
|
Suzanne
|
Arielle Lemoine |
| Sagot | Rich Lacey |
| Picasso | Troy Rossi |
| Schmendiman | N. Deshawn Matos |
| Countess | Angela Fain |
| Female Admirer | Patti Rogers |
| Elvis | Frank Anello |
Produced through special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc.