By Neil Simon
The Cast
| Mel Edison | Bob Turnbow |
| Edna Edison | Bonnie Turnbow |
| Harry Edison | Jim Bowe |
| Pearl | Kathryn Weed |
| Jessie | Karyn Philips |
| Pauline | Evelyn Lynam |
| Voices | John Sbordone, Diane Ellertsen |
| Understudy to Karyn Philips | Monica Toner |
Produced through special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc.